"If you're interested in recording or licensing one of my songs, please contact me." ~ John Patrick Starling
Song Titles
A Hollow over Yonder (blues)
Back on the Shelf (country)
Back to Baltimore (alt. country)
“The Ballad of Brown vs. Board of Education”
(country/comedy)
"Born in a red dress" (country)
“Cherokee” (new country)
“Colleen, Colleen” (Irish rock)
"Corner Store Blues" (blues)
“Countin’ the Days” (country ballad)
“Day by Day” (country)
“Drownin’ River Blues” (blues)
“Everything to You” (new country)
“Gettin’ the Best of Me”(country)
"The High Life" (country/comedy)
“The House will stand Alone” (gospel)
“I can’t get enough of you” (country ballad)
"I still talk to you sometimes" (country ballad)
“Just because you can…” (new country)
“Lay your head down easy” (country ballad)
“Life without You” (new country)
“Love Song” (new country)
"Mr. Someday"
“Promise Me Skyline Drive” (new country)
"Ramblin' Days"
“Rode Hard and put away Wet” (country)
“Sad but True” (country ballad)
"Standing in line"
“The Starlight Lullaby” (lullaby)
“Sweet Caroline” (country ballad)
“Sweet Peneolpe” (country ballad)
“Tell My Boss I’m Dead” (country/comedy)
“There but for the Grace of God go I” (gospel)
“Thirteen Reasons” (rockabilly)
“Til Death do us Part” (country waltz)
“To Our Wives and Lovers” (Irish drinking song)
"Trains Across Seoul" (ballad)
“Wake me up Noreen” (country ballad)
“When September Comes Again” (bluegrass)
“White Picket Fences” (country ballad)
“Whiskey and Women” (blues/rockabilly)
“Wild Turkey and Viagra” (country/comedy)
"Utopia Trailer Park Blues" (country/comedy)
Lyrics
“A Hollow over Yonder”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Yonder Comes a man with a gun in his hand
Johnny don’t take that gun to town
They’ll hunt you day and night if you hold her in your sight
Johnny don’t shoot that woman down
Chorus
Oh I wish that I was just a little bit younger
So we could walk, talk and wonder
Talk about the evil that you ponder
And leave it in a hollow over yonder
Yonder comes a man with a ring in his hand
Johnny don’t take those wedding vows
They’ll haunt you day and night
And you’ll never do her right
Johnny don’t let that good woman down
Chorus
Oh I wish that I was just a little bit younger
So we could walk, talk and wonder
Talk about the evil that you ponder
And leave it in a hollow over yonder
Yonder comes a man with a flower in his hand
Johnny don’t pick that rose you found
She’ll cut you every night as you hold that lover tight
Johnny won’t you put that habit down
Chorus
Oh I wish that I was just a little bit younger
So we could walk, talk and wonder
Talk about the evil that you ponder
And leave it in a hollow over yonder
“Back on the Shelf”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
(Well I)… took you down the mountain
(And I)… washed you in the river
(And I)… built you a little cabin by the pond
(You made me)… breakfast on the morning
(And you)… gave me a little something
To think about all day and keep me warm
Chorus
(Now I)… have to do it all by myself
Had to put my love back on the shelf
(Well we)… made a little love girl
(And you)… opened up my while world
(And you)… put your little hand inside of mine
(Now I’m)… Livin’ life with out you
(And I’d)… Give it all to see you
(Just to)… Hold you in my arms one more time
Chorus
(Now I)… have to do it all by myself
Had to put my love back on the shelf
(And if)… I could see you once more
(Well I’d)… Open up the dance floor
(And I’d)… spin you’ round the world one more time
(And if)… you can hear my song girl
(And you)… could see me in this cold world
(Would you)… send me just a little sign?
Chorus 2X
(Now I)… have to do it all by myself
Had to put my love back on the shelf
“Back to Baltimore”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
I’m on my way… back to Baltimore
Don’t know what it is I’m coming for…
But I’m tired – need to rest my weary head
When the Sun comes up on the side of the road
You can feel that engine pull the heavy load
I’m carrying and bringing to your door
I’m on my way – back to Baltimore
I’m on my way – back to Baltimore
I’m on my way… back to Baltimore
Don’t know what it is I’m coming for…
But I’m tired – need to rest my weary head
It’s a 2-lane highway and a 3-ton Ford
The tires are bald, there’s a dent in the door
And the windshield’s shattered
But by the time this gets to Nashville it won’t matter
I’m on my way - I’m on my way
I’m on my way - Back to Baltimore
“The Ballad of Brown versus
Board of Education”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Daddy drinks his whiskey
Momma drinks her wine
Grandpa’s in his meth lab
And grandma’s doing lines
The kids are on the front porch
Singin’ auld lang syne
Ain’t ya glad we moved the family
Across the county line
Cross the country line, oh
Cross the county line
It’s dangerous in the city
So we crossed the county line
Cross the country line, oh
Cross the county line
It’s dangerous in the city
So we crossed the county line
Police at the front door
Every Wednesday night
‘Cause that’s when we pay
The neighbors kids to fight
The cops don’t mind the action
But they say they’ll take us in
It’s pay the man or go to jail
So we had to cut em’ in
Cross the country line, oh
Cross the county line
It’s dangerous in the city
So we crossed the county line
Cross the country line, oh
Cross the county line
It’s dangerous in the city
So we crossed the county line
Sister’s got a clit ring
Brother’s still in jail
She’ll show you for a dollar
For her baby’s daddy’s bail
Baby’s on the front porch
Throwin’ up gang signs
Make’s ya wonder just how long
’Til momma’s doin’ time
Cross the country line, oh
Cross the county line
It’s dangerous in the city
So we crossed the county line
Cross the country line, oh
Cross the county line
It’s dangerous in the city
So we crossed the county line
“Born in a Red Dress”
(…more curves than a country mile)
© John Patrick Starling 2016
Chorus
Born in a red dress, in new New York City
Twenty five years old now and don’t you look so pretty
Coal hair and ruby lips and oh what a lovely smile
Rollin’ down that highway - more curves than a country mile
When you left home girl
I was all alone girl
Left me lying on the floor
And I’m still waiting, Anticipating
That you’ll come running through my door
‘Cause you were…
Chorus
Born in a red dress, in new New York City
Twenty five years old now and don’t you look so pretty
Coal hair and ruby lips and oh what a lovely smile
Rollin’ down that highway - more curves than a country mile
I see your picture, and I
Order a pitcher
Chase it down with a bottle of (G) shine
I end up crying and inside I’m dying
I’ll love you ’til the end of time
‘Cause you were…
Chorus
Born in a red dress, in new New York City
Twenty five years old now and don’t you look so pretty
Coal hair and ruby lips and oh what a lovely smile
Rollin’ down that highway - more curves than a country mile
Can you still hear me
Can you still see me
Can you still feel me when you kiss?
Well that’s our story and I sure am sorry
I couldn’t end it better than this…
But you were
Chorus
Born in a red dress, in new New York City
Twenty five years old now and don’t you look so pretty
Coal hair and ruby lips and oh what a lovely smile
Rollin’ down that highway - more curves than a country mile
Rollin’ down that highway - more curves than a country mile
“BTW I love you”
© John Patrick Starling 2016
[Capo to 4th fret in C position]
(C)Morning comes again
(G)Paper and a pen
(F)Writing you the notes I never (C)did
(C)Things I never said still just
(G)ramblin’ round my head
(F)Wondering where I kept it all (C)hid
Chorus
(C)Well the hay is in the barn
I put (G)gas in your car
(F)And by the way, I (C)love you
(C)An hour or more
’Til we shut it (G) down for the day
A little (F) over time ain’t no (C) over pay
(C)60 miles I (G)drive each way
But your (F)phone is off
Guess there ain’t (C)much to say
Chorus
Well the hay is in the barn
I put gas in your car
And by the way, I love you
SOLO
(C)Evenings at the bar
(G)Wondering where you are
(F)Wondering who’s holding your (C)hand
(C)Dinners by myself
Empty (G)bottle on the shelf
(F) Picture of us on the wall
Chorus (2x)
Well the hay is in the barn
I put gas in your car
And by the way, I love you
Well the hay is in the barn
I put gas in your car
And by the way, I love you
SOLO
Morning comes again
Paper and a pen
Writing you the notes I never did
Things I never said
Still just ramblin' round my head
…Like “By the way - I love you”
“Cherokee”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
I’ve been wandering this Earth
Lookin’ for my place of birth
Cherokee
I’ve been travelling this land
Will you take me by the hand
Cherokee
Chorus
Cherokee, Cherokee
Won’t you shine your light for me
Cherokee
Cherokee, Cherokee
Won’t you shine your light for me
Cherokee
I’ve been walking all alone
And I feel so far from home
Cherokee
Well we’ve done our mother wrong
And our time it won’t be long
Cherokee
Chorus
Cherokee, Cherokee
Won’t you shine your light for me
Cherokee
Cherokee, Cherokee
Won’t you shine your light for me
Cherokee
Well we’ve done our mother wrong
Will the spirits hear our song
Cherokee
Cherokee, Cherokee
Won’t you shine your light for me
Cherokee
“Colleen, Colleen”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Chorus
Colleen, Colleen, darlin’ where have you been?
My heart’s been achin’ for so long
Colleen, Colleen, tell me what have you seen?
I can’t wait to hear your wayward song
I’ve been up all night, I ain’t feelin’ right
I won’t sleep ’til I see your face again
Been in love with you, I thought you lived me too
Ain’t seen you in I can’t remember when
Chorus
Colleen, Colleen, darlin’ where have you been?
My heart’s been achin’ for so long
Colleen, Colleen, tell me what have you seen?
I can’t wait to hear your wayward song
When the day is done, and the darkness comes
And nobody else is around
I’ll be cryin’ for you, how you left me blue
Just drivin’ in circles ‘round this town
Chorus
Colleen, Colleen, darlin’ where have you been?
My heart’s been achin’ for so long
Colleen, Colleen, tell me what have you seen?
I can’t wait to hear your wayward song
"Corner Store Blues"
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Chorus
I went down that corner store
And I got lost again
I went down that corner store, babe
And I got lost again
I ain’t had no drop to drink babe
Since I can’t remember when
Take my car out for a drive
Girl I won’t be long
Take my car and drive it
Man she’s runnin’ strong
And when I get on home, babe
Gonna play you my new song
Chorus
I went down that corner store
And I got lost again
I went down that corner store, babe
And I got lost again
I ain’t had no drop to drink babe
Since I can’t remember when
If they find me on the road, babe
If they find me lost again
If they find me on the road, child
Tell them I got lost again
Tell (them) I ain’t had no drop to drink, girl
Since you can’t remember when
Chorus
I went down that corner store
And I got lost again
I went down that corner store, babe
And I got lost again
“Countin’ the Days”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
(Well) I never been one for long goodbyes
And especially when I see
The question in your eyes
It’s gonna be a long, long time to be apart
Baby, will you hold me in your heart?
Chorus
(And) I’ll be countin’ the days
I’m gonna miss you until then
I’ll be markin’ the nights
Until I see you again
Just write me a line
Send me a sign
Let me know you’re doin’ fine
And that your lovin’ heart’s still mine
(Well) I’ve never been one for a long distance romance
And especially when I see
So many waste a chance
It’s gonna be a long, long time without you
Baby, what are we gonna do?
Chorus
(And) I’ll be countin’ the days
I’m gonna miss you until then
I’ll be markin’ the nights
Until I see you again
Just write me a line
Send me a sign
Let me know you’re doin’ fine
And that your lovin’ heart’s still mine
(Well) I never been one for a long hello
And especially when I see
Soon you’ll have to go
It’s gonna be a short little time we have together
So baby, I’m gonna love you like forever
Chorus 2x
(Then) I’ll be countin’ the days
I’m gonna miss you until then
I’ll be markin’ the nights
Until I see you again
Thank you for the time
You showed me a sign
It’s good to know you’re doin’ fine
And that your lovin’ heart’s still mine
“Day by Day”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Time moves me on
Singing’ the same old song
And if you know the words
Just sing along
Baby you take my words away
(And) I don’t know what I’m supposed to say
I’m living without you, day by day
And I just wrote this song to say
I love you
(The) tide moves me on
Singing’ the same old song
And if you know the words
Just sing along
Baby you take my words away
(And) I don’t know what I’m supposed to say
I’m living without you, day by day
And I just wrote this song to say
I love you
(The) rhme moves me on
Singing’ the same old song
And if you know the words
Just sing along
Baby you take my words away
(And) I don’t know what I’m supposed to say
I’m living without you, day by day
And I just wrote this song to say
I love you
“Drownin’ River Blues”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
I’m goin’ down to your waters
Drink a river full of you
I’m goin’ down to your waters
Drink a river full of you
I know I love you baby…
But do you love me too?
Chorus
Well the water won’t quench my thirst
You were my my last
But you felt like my first
Well the water won’t quench my thirst
You were my my last
But you felt like my first
And I say damn, damn, damn…
I think I’m gonna burst
I’m gonna drink on, drink on…
Drink ’til I get my fill
I’m gonna drink on, drink on…
Drink ’til I get my fill
Wash over my baby…
‘Cause ya know I never will
Chorus
Well the water won’t quench my thirst
You were my my last
But you felt like my first
Well the water won’t quench my thirst
You were my my last
But you felt like my first
And I say damn, damn, damn…
I think I’m gonna burst
Knock me over little darlin’
Roll me down your river bed
Knock me over little darlin’
Roll me down your river bed
I still hear your river flowin’
Every night in my achin’ head
“Everything to You”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
I like the way you brush your hair
And I like the way you take the stairs
And I like the way you walk in the rain
And I like the way you tell them your name…
Chorus
You give your every thing – to every little thing, so
I give my every thing to you
I like the way you hold the line
And I like the way keep the time
And I like the way you tell me I can’t rhyme
And I like the way you (just) shine, shine, shine…
Chorus
You give your every thing – to every little thing, so
I give my every thing to you
I like the way you sing your songs
And I like the way you sing along
And I like the way you hold my hand
And I like the way you (just) love this land…
Chorus
You give your every thing – to every little thing
You give your every thing – to every little thing
You give your every thing – to every little thing, so
I give my every thing to you
“Gettin’ the Best of Me”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Ridin’ the streets – stayin’ up all night
Drinkin’ my drink and getting’ in fights
And tryin’ to make my way back home to you
Thinkin’ bout you but laying with her
Don’t know much but one thing’s for sure
I’m tryin’ to make my way back home to you
Chorus
But it’s gettin’ the best of me
Gettin’ the best of me
It’s a long dark road
And it’s getting’ the best of me
Workin’ all day and playin’ in bars
Two dollar whiskeys and souped up cars
And I’m trying to make my way back home to you
Savin’ my pennies and spending em’ twice
‘Gonna buy you a dress and you’ll look real nice
And some day girl, I’m ‘gonna want to marry you
Chorus
But it’s gettin’ the best of me
Gettin’ the best of me
It’s a long dark road
And it’s getting’ the best of me
20 Years later and I’m still alone
Workin’ in the mill and writing these songs
And I change the names, but the songs are all about you
And every word I write is a cryin’ shame
And I’m sittin’ here with myself to blame
Still tryin’ to make my way back home to you
Finale
So you get the best of me
You get the best of me
It’s a long dark road…
And it’s gotten the best of me
“The High Life”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
(G) Some people do it with (C) whiskey
(G) Some people do it with (D) wine
(G) Cocaine’s a little too (C) risky
And the (G) truth is, it (D) aint worth the (G) time
Well the (C) heads they smoke weed
They say (G) it’s all ya need
And the (C) junkies just sit there and (D) stare
Chorus
But (G) I’ll take a High Life
While I (C) wait for my next wife
Un (G) til then, I (D) haven’t a (G)care
(G) Some folks they do it for the (C) money
And some folks they do it for (D) love
But (G) everyone does it for the (C) honey
Or the (G) ones that they (D) been dreamin’ (G) of
The (C) poets use a pen
Gold (G) diggers wonder when
They’ll (C) find their millionaire (D)
Chorus
But (G) I’ll take a High Life
While I (C) wait for my next wife
Un (G) til then, I (D) haven’t a (G)care
(G) Some people do it in the (C) restroom
And (G) some people do it at (D) home
(G) Some people do it at a (C) party
(G) And some people (D) do it at Alone (G)
Use (C) one hand or two
Well it’s (G) all up to you
As (C) long as you’re gettin’ your (D) share
Chorus (2X)
But (G) I’ll take a High Life
While I (C) wait for my next wife
Un (G) ’til then, I (D) haven’t a (G) care
“The House will Stand Alone”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
This old house has seen, many a year I know
Just sat back in the yard and watched em’ roll
From the river came the stone and a family built a home
When the kingdom comes, the house will stand alone
Chorus
This house will stand alone
This house will stand alone
When the Kingdom comes
This will house will stand alone
This old house has raised, many a child I know
Just sat back in the yard and watched them grow
From the river came the stone and a family built a home
When the kingdom comes, the house will stand alone
Chorus
This house will stand alone
This house will stand alone
When the Kingdom comes
This will house will stand alone
This old house has seen, many a death I know
Just sat back in the yard and watched em’ go
From the river came the stone and a family built a home
When the kingdom comes, the house will stand alone
Chorus
This house will stand alone
This house will stand alone
When the Kingdom comes
This will house will stand alone
This old house it holds, a ghost I know
Her soul is in the attic to and fro
From the river came the stone and a family built a home
(But) when the kingdom comes, the house will stand alone
Chorus 2x
This house will stand alone
This house will stand alone
When the Kingdom comes
This will house will stand alone
Finale
I tell her every night
Everything’s gonna be alright
When the Kingdom comes
This will house will stand alone
“I can’t get enough of you”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
I can't get enough of you
I can't get enough of you
I don't know what to do
I'm already missing you
And you're not even gone
I can't get enough of you
I can't get enough of you
I just want to hold you tight
But something just ain't right
So I wrote this song
I can't get enough of you
I can't get enough of you
I don't know where I'll go
But you'll be the last to know
And it won’t be long
I can't get enough of you
I can't get enough of you
I don't know what to do
I keep thinking that we're through
When I can’t get enough of you
"I still talk to you sometimes"
© John Patrick Starling 2015
Some(G)times when I’m lonely and (C)far away from home
I dial your (G)number and then re(D)member
That you (C)won’t pick up the (G)phone
But the (G)line is wide open and I (C)never feel alone
You can (G)see me standin’ (D)here
With a (C)family of my (G)own
And (Em)I still (D)talk to (C)you…
And (Em)I still (D)talk to (C)you… some(G)times
Every(G)day I’m a little closer and (C)further from this world
I see your (G)picture on the (D)table
And I (C)hold my little (G)girl
A (G)wife and a child and (C)so much more to do
I’ve got more (G)questions than (D)answers
So I’m (C)calling on (G)you
And (Em)I still (D)talk to (C)you…
And (Em)I still (D)talk to (C)you… some(G)times
“Just because you can…”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Chorus
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
I’m just walkin’ down the line, tryin’ to do some good
I’m just walkin’ down the line, tryin’ to do some good
Too many nights, going bar to bed
Different girl every morning, sleepin’ in my bed
Different girl every mornin’, achin’ in my head
Chorus
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
I’m just walkin’ down the line, tryin’ to do some good
I’m just walkin’ down the line, tryin’ to do some good
Too many jobs, workin’ on my back
Wake up one of these mornings, to a heart attack
Oh, girl you give me a heart attack
Chorus
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
I’m just walkin’ down the line, tryin’ to do some good
I’m just walkin’ down the line, tryin’ to do some good
Rollin’ down the highway, brown pick up truck
Half the time you’re in love with me, and half the time I’m out of luck
Half the time I’m in love you, and half the time I don’t give a fuck
Chorus
Just because of you, I never could
I’m still walkin’ down the line, tryin’ to do some good
I’m still walkin’ down the line, tryin’ to do some good
“Lay your head down easy”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Lay your head down easy
On a pillow in the rain
I been missin’ you girl
Need to see your face again
Nothing good comes easy
You’re a pill to ease my pain
Lay your head down easy
And listen for my train
Chorus (Interlude… C,G,D)
A house of cards will stand
While you still think it can
I hold my breath
And remember when…
Our picture on the shelf
In a house we built ourselves
Our savings in the coffee can
Chorus
I’m coming home
Home…
Coming home
Saying nothing’s something
(And I) heard you say it twice
Houston’s hot as Hell this summer
But the phone’s as cold as ice
Miles of road between us
Miles before I’m home
lay your head down easy, while
I pray that you’re alone
Chorus
I’m coming home
Home…
Coming home
“Life without You”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Well I, waited for you - outside the school
And I never felt like - such a fool
I was sanding there - all alone
Just hoping that you’d - take me home
Chorus
Gonna be a long life without you…
Gonna be a long life without you.
Gonna be a long life without you…
But maybe someday…
I’ll find somebody like you.
We’d spend those late afternoons - watching TV
Then I’d take your hand and you’d be hugging on me
I’d pull you closer for a little kiss
And you’d change the channel - just to make me miss
Chorus
Gonna be a long life without you…
Gonna be a long life without you.
Gonna be a long life without you…
But maybe someday…
I’ll find somebody like you.
I’m still missin’ you - after all these years.
You’re still beautiful - well that’s what I hear
I’m still - holding out hope that I’ll see you again
Wating for you now - I should a’ waited for you then
Chorus
Gonna be a long life without you…
Gonna be a long life without you.
Gonna be a long life without you…
But maybe someday…
I’ll find somebody like you.
“Love Song”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
I don’t care if you come with me
If you stay at home
Run around ‘til 3
I don’t care if you drive me home
If we paint the town
Or If I’m all alone
I don’t care if you like my song
If we make the rent
If you sing along
Chorus
It used to get crazy
And those were the days we’d
Lie in bed all day…
And I’d get to thinkin’
How my heart is sinking
And not know what to say...
So I went away.
I don’t care we talk at all
If we carry the weight
If I drop the ball
I don’t care if you write to me
If you meet a man
If you sail the seas
I don’t care if we slop the hogs
If we greet the sun
If we shoot the dog
Chorus
It used to get crazy
And those were the days we’d
Lie in bed all day…
And I’d get to thinkin’
How my heart is sinking
And not know what to say...
So I went away.
And I don’t care if you learned to dance
If you found your voice
Or if you took a chance
I don’t care if you found the fault
If you freed the birds
Or if your hand got caught
And I didn’t care if we lived a lie
If we went to hell
Or if we learned to fly
‘Cause it used to - get a little crazy
And those were the days that we’d
Lie in bed all day
And I’d got to thinkin’
How my heart was sinking
And didn’t know what to say...
So I went away.
Mr. Someday
© John Patrick Starling 2015
Sittin’ on the porch thinkin’ ‘bout you, pickin’ out a song and a rhyme or two
Wondering when, or if I’ll see you again
And please don’t say that you love me not
I think there’s another petal in your hand
But until I hear from you, I’ll just be strong
And if you can hear my sing, please sing along
I’ll wait for you…
This is where I must belong
Mr. Someday… drivin’ down that road
Do you still see me in the rearview mirror?
Is the road up ahead lookin’ any clearer
Do you see me - around the bend?
This road just never seems to end… Mr. Someday
Sittin’ on the porch thinkin’ ‘bout you, pickin’ out a song and a rhyme or two
Wondering when, or if I’ll see you again
And please don’t say that you love me not
I think there’s another petal in your hand
But until I hear from you, I’ll just be strong
And if you can hear my sing, please sing along
I’ll wait for you…
This is where I must belong
Mr. Someday… drivin’ down that road
Do you still see me in the rearview mirror?
Is the road up ahead lookin’ any clearer
Do you see me - around the bend?
This road just never seems to end…
This road just never seems to end…
This road just never seems to end…
Mr. Someday
"Promise Me Skyline Drive"
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Lets go down to skyline drive
Watch the leaves begin to turn
Hold each others hand at night
(And) smell the fire’s burn
Walk the streets together
(And we’ll) greet the pastures by
Put the past where it belongs
With the future in our eyes
Chorus
Well the wheels keep on turnin'
And the fire keeps on burnin’
And we’re still learning how to sing
And we look up at the stars
And hum a couple of bars
We sure do make a firing ring
Driving down those two lane roads
Colors every where
Rockn Roll on the radio
And a story that we share
Singing you my favorite songs
And then you sing to me
Speeding up with the windows down
Cause we both sing off key
Chorus
Well the wheels keep on turnin'
And the fire keeps on burnin’
And we’re still learning how to sing
And we look up at the stars
And hum a couple of bars
We sure do make a firing ring
Lets grow old together , Love
And watch the evening come
Wake up every morning
And try to get us some
Make each other coffee
Talk about our kids
Think about the days gone by
And all the crazy stuff we did
Chorus
Well the wheels keep on turnin'
And the fire keeps on burnin’
And we’re still learning how to sing
And we look up at the stars
And hum a couple of bars
We sure do make a firing ring
“Ramblin’ Days”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Chorus
I wake up in the morning feeling lonely
Hung over & it’s all because of you
At night I tell my friends how much I love you
And all my ramblin' days are through
I drank my way from Baltimore to Barstow
Leavin’ broken hearts and bottles in my trail
And I sold all my stories to the barkeep
3 whiskeys and I’ll tell you some tales
Chorus
I wake up in the morning feeling lonely
Hung over & it’s all because of you
At night I tell my friends how much I love you
And all my ramblin' days are through
I found myself a lover out in Jasper
And she told me that she would be just mine
Then her husband walked in he was talking ‘bout sin
I won that fight, but I had to so some time
Chorus
I wake up in the morning feeling lonely
Hung over & it’s all because of you
At night I tell my friends how much I love you
And all my ramblin' days are through
I wonder if you ever think about me
and tell myself that you are doing fine
Then raise my glass and toast that sweet little ass
And try my best to drink you off my mind
Chorus
I wake up in the morning feeling lonely
Hung over & it’s all because of you
At night I tell my friends how much I love you
And all my ramblin' days are through
“Rode Hard and put away Wet”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Well I’m leaving home at the crack of dawn
Gonna feel like 10 years, but it won’t be long
18 hours in the production line
Gotta pay those bills I’m workin’ overtime
When I get home I’m gonna lay you down
Gonna take you by the hand, gonna buy you this town
‘Cause you were…
Chorus
Rode hard and put away wet and put away wet
And judging by those clouds you ain’t seen nothing’ yet
Rode hard and put away wet and judging by those clouds
You aint’ seen nothin’ yet
And there’s… nothin’ I can do
What’s done is done
I wasn’t thinkin’ ‘bout the cost
Just tryin’ to get us some…
Little piece of land
Little peace of mind
I was worrying ‘bout the future
Never thinkin’ ‘bout the time
I missed with you
Well I’m leaving home at the crack of dawn
Gonna feel like 10 years, but it won’t be long
30 days on a boat named “Sue”
Living at sea, what’s a man to do?
When I get home I’m gonna lay you down
Gonna take you by the hand, gonna buy you this town
‘Cause you were…
Chorus
Rode hard and put away wet and put away wet
And judging by those clouds you ain’t seen nothing’ yet
Rode hard and put away wet and judging by those clouds
You aint’ seen nothin’ yet
And there’s… nothin’ I can do
What’s done is done
I wasn’t thinkin’ ‘bout the cost
Just tryin’ to get us some…
Little piece of land
Little peace of mind
I was worrying ‘bout the future
Never thinkin’ ‘bout the time
I missed with you
Well I’m leaving home at the crack of dawn
Gonna feel like 10 years, but it won’t be long
18 months in a 10 year war
And I’ve lost track just what we’re fighting for
When I get home I’m gonna lay you down
Gonna take you by the hand, gonna buy you this town
‘Cause you were…
Chorus
Rode hard and put away wet and put away wet
And judging by those clouds you ain’t seen nothing’ yet
Rode hard and put away wet and judging by those clouds
You aint’ seen nothin’ yet
And there’s… nothin’ I can do
What’s done is done
I wasn’t thinkin’ ‘bout the cost
Just tryin’ to get us some…
Little piece of land
Little peace of mind
I was worrying ‘bout the future
Never thinkin’ ‘bout the time
I missed with you
“Sad but True”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Sad but true
I fell in love with you
What else could I do
What else could I do…
Sad but true
Sad but true
I gave my heart to you
What else could I do
What else could I do
Sad but true
Sad but true
I’m still missing you
What else can I do
What else can I do
Sad but true
“Standing in Line”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
I’m still standing in line
Waitin’ for you
Holding your place
Let the people pass through
It’s a Monday night
A three-quarter-moon
I met you in the winter
Now it’s the fifth of June
Chorus
And I don't care.
I didn’t waste my time.
I don’t care.
I’m still standing in line…
I need to share.
The rest of my life with you…
I came here alone
This is how I’ll stay
If I can’t be with you
I’ll just go away
It’s raining outside
And the sun went down
They’re looking for you
All over town
Chorus
And I don’t care.
I didn’t waste my time.
I don’t care.
I’m still standing in line…
I need to share.
The rest of my life with you…
If ten years go by
And I’m still waiting for you…
Holding your space
Let the people pass through….
I don’t care.
I didn’t waste my life.
I don’t care.
I’ll spend the rest of my time
With the memories I have of you….
“The Starlight Lullaby”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
When you see a shooting star
And you wonder who you are
As you stand there wishing on something that you don’t have
Be glad
‘Cause tonight you’re lying here
And you need not have no fear
‘Cause I’m holding you and I’m never gonna let you go (Bm7)
You know (C)
Chorus
(G) Star light
(D) Star bright
(C) First star I see tonight
I (G) wish I may and I (D) wish I might
(C)Have this wish I wish tonight
(G) Star light
(D) Star bright
(C) First star I see tonight
I (G) wish I may and I (D) wish I might
(C)Have this wish I wish tonight
For you... and the whole world too...
When you (G) wander far from home (C)
And you (Bm7) find yourself alone (C)
As you (G) stand there wishing on (D) the place you’d rather be (Bm7)
Call me (C)
Cause you (G) know I’m always here (D)
And you (Bm7) need not have no fear (C)
Cause I’ll (G) come for you and I’ll (D) never let you slip away (Bm7)
Just say (C)
Chorus
G) Star light
(D) Star bright
(C) First star I see tonight
I (G) wish I may and I (D) wish I might
(C)Have this wish I wish tonight
For you... and the whole world too...
Chorus
G) Star light
(D) Star bright
(C) First star I see tonight
I (G) wish I may and I (D) wish I might
(C)Have this wish I wish tonight
For you... and the whole world too...
”Sweet Caroline”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
When I was young, I met a girl
Meant more to me, than the whole wide world
But then I got that urge to roam
(I) left my lovin' wife at home
Chorus
Sweet Caroline, sweet Caroline
I know you belong to him…
But I'm bound to make you mine
I've been gone, so far away
Where I've been I shouldn't say
Now my train, it’s a comin’ home
Our house is empty & I'm all alone
Chorus
Sweet Caroline, sweet Caroline
I know you belong to him…
But I'm bound to make you mine
Now I've returned - I'm a better man
Sweet Caroline, will you understand
I had to leave, had to see the world
Caroline, will you be my girl?
Chorus
Sweet Caroline, sweet Caroline
I know you belong to him…
But I'm bound to make you mine
Sweet Caroline, sweet Caroline
I know you belong to him....
But in my heart of hearts you're mine
”Sweet Penelope”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
The Seven Seas I’ve wandered
And I don't need your number
I’ve seen all the mermaids I need to see
Can’t you see?
I can see by the look in your eyes
You’ve been practicing to sing me your lies
And many a man has fallen victim to your song
And it won’t be long
It won’t be long
I’m coming home
Chorus
So take me down to Austin
So I can find that found I’m lost in
And tell my girl
Whatever became of me
Just take me back to Austin
So I can find that girl I’m lost in
And tell that girl
Whatever became of me
My sweet, sweet Penelope
Well the wars that I’ve been fightin’
And the songs that I’ve been writin’
Are only existing in my dreams
Or so it seems
I can’t run and I won't hide
I don't know how to swallow my pride
And many a man has fallen victim to my sword
And I thank the Lord
I gave my word
I’m coming home
Chorus
So take me down to Austin
So I can find that found I’m lost in
And tell my girl
Whatever became of me
Just take me back to Austin
So I can find that girl I’m lost in
And tell that girl
Whatever became of me
My sweet, sweet Penelope
My sweet, sweet Penelope
My sweet, sweet Penelope
“Tell My Boss I’m Dead”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Chorus
I woke up drink on soju
With an achin’ in my head
My breath smelled like the bathroom floor
And my eyes were totally red
And the last thing I remember
Was the last thing that I said
“Tell my wife I ain’t coming home”
“And tell my boss I’m dead”
Well I called my buddy Leroy
As I made my way back home
And he said “Screw you, you son of a bitch”
And “How ya’ like living alone?”
Well old Leroy Jones was a friend of mine
And he always did fancy my wife
And now they’re sharing old Leroy’s bed
And Leroy’s doin' 20 to life
Chorus
I woke up drink on soju
With an achin’ in my head
My breath smelled like the bathroom floor
And my eyes were totally red
And the last thing I remember
Was the last thing that I said
“Tell my wife I ain’t coming home”
“And tell my boss I’m dead”
Well, by the time that I got home that day
My wife and kids were gone
She’d found herself a lawyer
And taken everything I owned
She took my dog and she took my truck
And she took my new fishin’ pole too
She left a loaded pistol on our wedding bed
With a note that said “Here’s to you!”
Chorus
I woke up drink on soju
With an achin’ in my head
My breath smelled like the bathroom floor
And my eyes were totally red
And the last thing I remember
Was the last thing that I said
“Tell my wife I ain’t coming home”
“And tell my boss I’m dead”
Well it took 2 weeks but I found out
Everything that happened that night
And I wish it never would of happened (again)
‘Cause I promised I’d start livin’ right
But I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Before I picked up that old gun
I hope Jesus will forgive me for eternity
While she hates me for the things I’ve done
Chorus 2x
I woke up drink on soju
With an achin’ in my head
My breath smelled like the bathroom floor
And my eyes were totally red
And the last thing I remember
Was the last thing that I said
“Tell the good Lord I’m coming home”
“And tell my wife I’m dead”
“There but for the Grace of God go I”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Walkin' down the street sayin' why Lord why?
Why do the good ones have to die
Leavin' me here just to cry, cry, cry
There but for the grace of God go I
Chorus
There but for the grace of God go I, go I
There but for the grace of God go I
There but for the grace of God go I, go I
There but for the grace of God go I
Whistlin' through the graveyard where my kinfolk lie
Wondering, when it will be my time
Hangin' my head low, singing my,my, my
There but for the grace of God go I
Chorus
There but for the grace of God go I, go I
There but for the grace of God go I
There but for the grace of God go I, go I
There but for the grace of God go I
I'll make it to this graveyard by and by
Life's hard. And know one knows his time
Scrimpin' and a scratchin' just to stay alive
There but for the grace of God go I
Chorus
There but for the grace of God go I, go I
There but for the grace of God go I
There but for the grace of God go I, go I
There but for the grace of God go I
But here I am, I'm alive - I'm alive!
And there but for the grace of God go I
If you listen close you can hear them dead folk sigh
There but for the grace of God go I
Chorus
There but for the grace of God go I, go I
There but for the grace of God go I
There but for the grace of God go I, go I
There but for the grace of God go I
“Thirteen Reasons”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
I’ve got 13 reasons not to go outside
I’ve got 13 reasons not to take that ride
I’ve got 13 reasons just to stay in bed
I’ve got 13 reasons swirlin’ round my head
Aint got no rhyme or reason can keep me away from you
But give me one good reason that I’m still in love with you
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons you’re giving me the blues
The gypsy girl she told me - and it’s written in the news
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons…
Solo (Turn around)
Solo
I’ve got 13 reasons just to lock the door
I’ve got 13 reasons not to get up off the floor
I’ve got 13 reasons just to stay away
I’ve got 13 reasons with nothin’ more to say
Aint got no rhyme or reason can keep me away from you
But give me one good reason that I’m still in love with you
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons you’re giving me the blues
The gypsy girl she told me - and it’s written in the news
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons
I got 13 reasons…
“ ’Til Death do us Part”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
When the (C) Sun’s sinking low at the (F) end of the road
I’ll still (C) hold you close to my (G) heart
We’ll (C) waltz through the town and I’ll (F) spin you around
(C) Dancin’ ’til (G) death do us part (C)
Chorus
(C) Dancing ’til death do us part
(F) Dancing ’til death do us part(C)
Well the (C) Sun’s sinking low at the end of the road
But we’re (C) dancing ’til (G) death do us part
When I (C) first met you girl, you be(F)came my whole world
And for a (C) moment time stood still(G)
I (G) gazed in your eyes and I (F) saw the Sun rise
And I (C)knew that I always (G)will
Chorus
(C) Dancing ’til death do us part
(F) Dancing ’til death do us part(C)
Well the (C) Sun’s sinking low at the end of the road
But we’re (C) dancing ’til (G) death do us part
When I (C) lost you my girl ’twas the (F) end of my world
I hung your (C)picture from a golden (F) chain
Your (C) love set me free - are you (F) waiting for me?
While I (C) dance to your sad ref(G)rain
Chorus
(C) Dancing ’til death do us part
(F) Dancing ’til death do us part(C)
Well the (C) Sun’s sinking low at the end of the road
But we’re (C) dancing ’til (G) death do us part
We’ll the (C) Sun’s sinking low at the (F) end of my road
And I still (C) hold you close to my (G) heart
We still (C) waltz through the town and I (F) spin you around
(C) Dancing ’til (G) death do us (C) part
Trains Across our Seoul
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Two trains running, across our Seoul
One of them’s carrying such a heavy load
Two trains running, different ways
The nights were short with those endless days
Hold your picture in my hand
I’m without you in this beautiful land
And the cross-town bus won’t take me there
And the taxi driver (he) don’t know where
And the police man (well) he don’t care
Chorus
That I need one more ride with you
I need one more night with you
Two trains running, across our Seoul
One of them’s carrying such a heavy load
Two trains running, different ways
The nights were short with those endless days
Hold your picture in my hand
I’m without you in this beautiful land
And the cross-town bus won’t take me there
And the taxi driver (he) don’t know where
And the police man (well) he don’t care
Chorus 2
That I need one more ride with you
I need one more night with you
I need one more ride with you
Wanna spend my life with you (REPEAT)
“Wake me up, Noreen”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Well I’m (F) standing here, all (C) alone
(F) High above it (C) all
(F) Holding my last (C) breath
And (G) hoping that you’ll (C) call
Chorus
(Em) Wake me up, No(C)reen
(F) From the things I haven’t (C) seen
(Em) Wake me up No(C)reen
(Em) From the places that you’ve (C) been
(G) Since I fell asleep in (F) you
Well I (F) waited for you (all) last (C)night
Out(F)side our apartment (C) door
(F) Strange footsteps on the other (C) side
(G) Walking on our (C) floor
Chorus
(Em) Wake me up, No(C)reen
(F) From the things I haven’t (C) seen
(Em) Wake me up No(C)reen
(Em) From the places that you’ve (C) been
(G) Since I fell asleep in (F) you
Will you (F) miss me when I’m (C) gone
Will you (F) miss the songs I (C) write
Will you (F) miss me in the (C) morning
After (G) loving him to(C)night
Chorus
(Em) Wake me up, No(C)reen
(F) From the things I haven’t (C) seen
(Em) Wake me up No(C)reen
(Em) From the places that you’ve (C) been
(G) Since I fell asleep in (C) you
“When September comes Again”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
I was walking in the morn’
Through those golden fields of corn
When the memories of you came floodin’ through
As I wandered through my mind
Just recounting all the times
That I wish that I had told you “I love you”
When September comes again
I’m gonna see you in the glen
I’m gonna smile and laugh and take you by the hand
I’m gonna look you in the eye
We gonna walk in the by and by
We gonna make sweet love like time will have no end
When September comes again
I’m gonna see you in the glen
I’m gonna smile and laugh and take you by the hand
I’m gonna look you in the eye
We gonna walk in the by and by
We gonna make sweet love like time will have no end
I was walking in the morn’
Through those golden fields of corn
When the memories of you came floodin’ through
As I wandered through my mind
Just recounting all the times
That I wish that I had told you “I love you”
“White Picket Fences”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
I used to wander through the night
Just wishing someone would make it right
Then I found you alone in the snow
And it was cold as it was hot
And it was something and it was not
The way that they told me life goes
Chorus
White picket fences
And fancy new cars
Going to dances
And hangin’ round bars
Can’t replace - the heat of that snow
We were broken and we were whole
In the moments we stole
I saw a teardrop and wiped it away
Now to day I’m back alone
In my big 4 bedroom home
The gate is open and I wish you’d come in
Chorus
White picket fences
And fancy new cars
Going to dances
And hangin’ round bars
Can’t replace - the heat of that snow
Now 20 years has rolled on by
We’ve caught each other in a lie
I find myself now - alone in that snow
A fence is running down the line
Between what’s yours and what’s mine
It was good - but how quickly it goes
Chorus
White picket fences
And fancy new cars
Going to dances
And hangin’ round bars
Can’t replace - the heat of that snow
“Whiskey and Women”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
Chorus
(E) Women and Whiskey, (A) ’til the day I (E) die
(A) Women and Whiskey, ’til the day I (E) die
I’ll be (B) drinkin’ you in (babe) -(A)-, ’til the well runs (E) dry
(E) Half my life in Baltimore (A) half my life on (E) trains
(A) Half my life in a paper cup, half went down the (E) drain
(B) Whiskey and women -(A)- it’s a sad (E) refrain
Chorus
(E) Women and Whiskey, (A) ’til the day I (E) die
(A) Women and Whiskey, ’til the day I (E) die
I’ll be (B) drinkin’ you in (babe) -(A)-, ’til the well runs (E) dry
(E) I’d take a shot of you babe -(A)- to take away my (E) pain
My (A) lips are dry (babe), won’t you make it (E) rain
(B) Whiskey and women -(A)- it’s a sad (E) refrain
Chorus
(E) Women and Whiskey, (A) ’til the day I (E) die
(A) Women and Whiskey, ’til the day I (E) die
I’ll be (B) drinkin’ you in (babe) -(A)-, ’til the well runs (E) dry
(E) Gotta go now little darlin’ -(A)- gotta get on down the (E) road
(A) One more shot of you would help me ease my (E) load
(B) Whiskey and women -(A)- pouring down the road (E)
Chorus
(E) Women and Whiskey, (A) ’til the day I (E) die
(A) Women and Whiskey, ’til the day I (E) die
I’ll be (B) drinkin’ you in (babe) -(A)-, ’til the well runs (E) dry
“Wild Turkey and Viagra”
© John Patrick Starling 2014
I was standing there smoking and joking with a friend
When an angel in high heels came a sauntering in…
She had blue eyes and red lips and long golden locks
And when she bent over the juke box, well the music just stopped.
And I said (in a loud clear voice so she’d hear me all the way across the bar)…
Well, I know there’s no one who’s ever loved you right
And if you’ve got a man well he’s in for a fight
‘Cause I’m gonna love you like nobody’s loved you
I’m gonna love you for the rest… the rest of the night
Utopia Trailer Park Blues
© John Patrick Starling 2015
I was out camping with a friend of mine
We were shootin’ the shit just to pass the time
Tellin’ each other stories a’ what we done
He tried to best me but I beat him hands down
20 years at the factory and he’d never left town
And when I finished he said boy “what ain’t you done?”
Monolgue:
And I said - I ain’t never formed cult - but I might… tonight
And he said - what kind of cult would you form - were you to form said cult.
And I said I - bet you’d like to know - wouldn’t ya
And he just nodded and said uh-huh
And says I….
CHORUS
Just about then the man showed up
As we were sitting there drinkin’ shine from a cup
High as any kite you will ever see
I was just starin’ deep into space
When he kicked my leg and shine a light in my face
And and cuffed us good and tight to an old pine tree
He said what you boys doing in these here woods
By the looks of ya’ you’re up to no good
Better tell the truth or you won’t like the likes of me…
Monolgue:
And I said - The truth. You want the truth - officer?
And he said - If’n you know the truth then spit it out
And I said I -The truth is - that I am a cult leader and I have discovered the promised land
And he said - Is that right? Just where is promised land?
And says I -
CHORUS
When the morning came we woke up in jail
Face down on the floor it was cold as hell
And I stumbled to the can to take a good long pee (take a pee)
And that’s when I noticed that my pants were down
And I grabbed my butt and started lookin’ around
And saw just a mountain of man blowin’ kisses at me
Then they came to the cell and took me to the judge
And I was still smelling like a funky kind-a-fudge
And I raised my right hand as they offered the Bible to me
Monologue:
And the bailiff said: Do you swear to tell the truth - the whole truth and nothing but the truth - so help you God.
And I said: The truth. I speaks only the truth. I do.
And the Judge said: Sit down
And I said: Mind if I stand?
And he says: I understand you claim to be the leader of a cult who has found the promised land. What do you have to say for yourself son?
And says I: I am in fact the leader of the cult of which you speak and thus I shall not beg for the mercy of the court in order that you set me free - for I am a free! My name is Freedom (I. M. Freedom) and so can be your name too. Here’s all you have to do:
CHORUS
Well my wife came down to the county jail
She sold an ounce a weed and she posted my bail
And she brought along our girl friend Katie-Lee
Katie worked down at the liquor store
And stole us all some whiskey - out the back door
And nobody loved her back door more than me
Well please don’t judge me as it’s my religion
I love two women, meditation and and Bob Dylan
And if you like to watch - we’re on reality TV!
CHORUS
CHORUS
Follow me, follow me and behold the wondrous site that we will see
Way up yonder on a mountain so high you’ll stand with a beer and tear in your eye
And cry “at last, at last” we are free (we are free!)
Where the girls are all bi and they love to share
Everybody smokes weed and nobody cares
And the whiskey runs down the river cold and free (cold and free!)
Where there’s no religion and there ain’t no killin’
Everybody meditates and loves Bob Dylan
And nobody gives a damn what’s on tv (no tv!)
Well you might ask “where is this place?”
I can see the doubt written on your face
Well if you want to know you’ll have to follow me (follow me)
Follow me, follow me and behold the wondrous site that we will see
Way up yonder on a mountain so high you’ll stand with a beer and tear in your eye
And cry “at last, at last” we are free (we are free!)